Greetings

This is my blog. I know I'm a jerk for even having one, but sometimes, Facebook offers too few characters in status updates for me to properly express myself, so here we are. Most posts will be pretty short and will consist of either some form of list or some form of rant. I'm pretty sure that either screaming or stating opinion as fact are the only two forms of communication at which I'm particularly adept. Probably won't get updated more than once every couple of weeks at best (at BEST), but maybe you all will be in luck and a series of frustrating events will occur at an increased rate, thus giving you more material to read when you should be working. Roll Tide.